Trevor doesn't normally wear goggles during his swim lessons. He don't need no stinkin' goggles. But, this last time, he actually needed some stinkin' goggles during swim class. They were using diving rings, and he was at a disadvantage in his goggle-less state.
After class, he tried a pair of goggles during his favorite part of the lesson...free swim! He came up after exploring underwater world very excited. It was just like HD! Like what? I asked. You know, Hi-Def TV.
Cool. The real world is as crystal clear as HDTV.
I, uh, am gonna go turn off the TV now.
Happy Electronic Mother's Day!