I thought we were on the track towards a diaper free household what with his telling me he was poopy and then asking to go potty. I thought it would be, like, TODAY! But, today, he denied being poopy for about an hour. Silly me, since he'd been telling me when he was poopy, I thought if I asked him and he said "NO" that I didn't have to check. Sometimes, kids smell from an earlier poop, you know? This wasn't an earlier poop. It was an old poop by the time I finally changed him. Will you potty train my child?